Friday, November 6, 2009

Just Recently,

Just recently, I sailed a boat around the world. It was easy, so don't tell me life is hard. I wrote a Haiku while in the middle of a Typhoon near Java that goes like this...
A Lightning Flash:
I Hurl Into The Darkness
Sailing Is Easy

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Need A Ride?

What's that? No motorcycle? No problem, friend. Grab on to the handlebars and prepare for a long and mysterious ride over the rainbow, straight to the moon.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Taxing Thoughts

Sometimes things like eating, movies, sitting down too long and more can wear at one's iron core. Times like these require serious reflection on the past and whether the toughest path was chosen when the opportunity was placed before you. It can be tempting to take the easy road occasionally but such behavior is shameful for a Mount Timpanogas Hard Character.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Real Men Roll

How do you roll a Unimog? You are looking at him. Note to any risk-takers, if you want to experience a crash and survive, call me.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Congratulations, You Are No Longer A Wuss

Your fight was impressive. Knocking dudes out in under a minute is our kind of thing. Welcome, Sean, to the world of men.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A Strong Move For Membership

Sean has made a strong move to gain membership into the elite MTHC group by expressing his desire to fight in the ring. I dug up a promo for a "potential" fight that I think would be of interest to everyone. You might actually have to fight two fighters of the Engemann caliber, Sean, as our group typically doesn't endorse beating up girls.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Automatic Membership

Anytime you get the nod to play the lead role in your stake play, you can no longer be barred from joining the gang. Welcome, Eric.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Recently I was accused by the City of Highland for being "too manly",

Recently I was accused by the City of Highland of being "too manly", to which I replied "guilty".  My punishment was one like the witches of Salem; dunking.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Time Art Wanted Me To Die

Art lied to me and told me there wouldn't be any water in Keyhole; man, what a lier!  Remember that stretch at the end, Art?  The one where my leg was injured and you had to carry me on your back through the deep water?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

You Asked For It, You Got It!

What A Hard Character!

Here you see a very tough guy, doing what tough guys do best!  MTHC!  Go get 'em Art!